Durarara Episode 3

Two Words: Filarious and Awesomerific.

Filarious- Fucking Hilarious

Awesomerific- Awesomerly Terrific

I just summarized Durarara Episode 3 in two words!

It’s a plane, No It’s the Halo ODST!, NO it’s Sih-monn!!

The beginning of the episode seemed to be just another walk in peaceful Ikebukero (tell me if I spelled it right) hinting that a… BAM! out of the void of Tartarus comes a switch-knife ninja, a demonic bartender, and a Sih-monn!


In case you haven’t played left 4 dead yet, the biggest monster there are the witches.  You see a crying bitch in the middle of a dark street?  Don’t shoot.  Don’t even chuck a grenade.  Get a rocket launcher.  Aim at the body to make direct contact.  Don’t take any chances.  The episode starts slow and easy-going with no ZOMFG shit in it whatsoever.  Then it just gets awesome.  We see Mikado Ryugamine want to be a class rep.  Anri, the TBR (to be raped) girl, volunteers and gets voted to be the female rep.  Mikado decides to join after a moment of hesitation.  Afterwards Mikado tries to talk to Anri.  Anri sees Mr. Pedo.

Anri runs for dear life virginity from the stalker.  Then the nutter of da show appears as if out of thin air to whisk Mikado away to pick up some hot chicks.  Who is this nutter you ask?

The Pink Chalk Wielding Kida Masaomi!  (Is secretly an esper going undercover to investigate the various graviton explosions going around in Academy City.)



City Park


On their foray, they meet three of the Quadakus who are going to a book signing

Kida just doesn’t know when to quit and hits on some kogals.  They continue walking around until they meet some other kogals that bully Anri.  Poor Anri ;_; a stalker and now this!?!  One of the girl’s boyfriend is a Dollar gang member and face off against Mr. Izaya.  I forgot to mention appears out of nowhere and pushes Mikado physically and mentally into saving Anri.

Mr. Self-Groper gets an ass head raping for his life btw And now for the feature presentation…



And Sinker

So this guy is nutter #2.  Violence in human form with a last name that means Peaceful Island.  I forget his name though.  So, Izaya saves the day and says, “Your name reminds me of laundry.” ROFLMAO! And then gets -as you see- gets hit by a friggin trash bin.  After HE gets ass-raped, the Dollars gang gets ass-raped even worse.  Izaya gets away relatively unharmed.   Sih-monn jumps from a building ODST style and subdues the Juggernaut of death.


I kind of purposely left out some of the good parts out.   Durarara is officially the best series this winter. If  “”Your name reminds me of laundry””doesn’t end up in my 12 anime moments of 2010, I don’t know what will.  Since everyone else practically gleaned this episode already, I guess I decided to just take it easy and post some pixs and stuff.  Scamp practically predicted the biggest plot twist this series had! Way to go Scamp, Haruhi’s prophet and scribe!  :P.


10 Responses to “Durarara Episode 3”

  1. 1 SPIRAL
    24 January 2010 at 8:38 pm

    actually the biggest monsters are the Tanks. the witches are just the scariest because of their f* crying sound and the scary music that get louder every time you get closer to them. you know you can’t beat them on one round of bullets? every time I play that game through, I can’t sleep that night because I keep hearing witches in my head. jesus, those things are scary

  2. 2 SPIRAL
    24 January 2010 at 8:40 pm

    on the more important note, yeah hahaha the series is getting intense – vampire bund on the other hand is disappointing more and more (why am I blogging the unfortunate ones?)

  3. 3 SPIRAL
    24 January 2010 at 8:41 pm

    oh and btw, you’re first picture is leaking the borders

  4. 4 SPIRAL
    24 January 2010 at 8:42 pm

    f* hell sorry man I’m giving you 4 emails on comments. expecting some chicks but all you get is SPIRAL commenting four times… haha

  5. 5 Poro
    25 January 2010 at 2:57 am

    dude stop commenting GOD &@/”8( JK It’s good having another t0 member give feedback once in awhile XD

  6. 6 luffyluffy
    25 January 2010 at 6:30 am

    Hmm.. In my sub, it was “Your name reminds me of an Air Conditioner”

  7. 7 Poro
    25 January 2010 at 6:55 am

    @luffy X2
    Yeah I know. one said air conditioner. Another says laundry machine or something. I am not sure hmmm… I’ll double check asap

  8. 8 Super Noodles
    25 January 2010 at 10:04 am

    Kida screencaps like a flip book hahah

  9. 9 Poro
    25 January 2010 at 10:16 am

    i was hoping to make the two images where only the background changes be able to be clicked on so that the other replaces it to make that flip book effect. But i still havent completely figured ot wordpress just yet

  10. 10 kaza
    26 January 2010 at 3:26 am

    Killer episode indeed…
    Thanks for the review. But remember, even though Scamp covers a whole lot of it, review as if no else has. There are other people out there(including myself) that want to read your (funny)opinions aswell…

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