Yay! Poro is BACH! Do to relatively small natural disasters, My electrical supply lines were severed as the forces of natured pitted me in a two front war. I was forced to fight them both off with my black gloves of justice and guard skills, more commonly known as a bucket, sponge, and pink rubber gloves you can get at a 99 cents store. I decided to take on the closure of the Slasher arc and Kida’s past. BTW I would like to propose the creation of the Izaya is a MotherFucking Dick Society. (IMFDS )
I would like to propose several trivial topics to fill my post up with some actual original content that has (hopefully) not been discussed during the 1 week MIA time. Onward.
Unnecessary Topic #1: Celty vs. Anri who will win?
First a list of each of their powas.
- A beastly katana
- A zombie army
- Probably NEENJA moves given to her from Saika
- Shakugan no Anri
Celty on the other hand…
- First and foremost Moe
- Black “void” that can turn into practically any shape
- possessed motorbike
- awesome indestructible regeneration abilities
WINNER IS CELTY!
Justification: Between a long ranged spear and a katana, I bet Celty would pwn. Even with a zombie army, Celty can just run over them with her motor bike and run away. Even better, turn her black void thingy into a gun and bullets. Basically gg right there. I mean, have to seen the last part of zombie land with the snake-skin white guy just pawn those zombies with dual pistols!?!? Have you?!? No? Then go pirate it or something idk. Next topic.
Unnecessary Topic #2: Kida and Saki
Poor KIDA. ;_; . I apologize to you Kida that I can’t get into that anime with a loaded shotgun and blast the brains out of Izaya. I sorries!! But then again, you should have not dated Saki in the first place. Dumbass, trust that brain of yours. If you can make a gang, you should be able to trust it by now to know if a person is trouble or not. I found it funny though when Izaya throws his phone after seeing Kida’s name dialing him.
Unnecessary Topic #3: Izaya is a Dick
Izaya is probably the biggest dick in the world. Worse than Light Yagami. Worse than the stereotypical bad guy. How he plays with human feelings and people may make him awesome, but it also makes him a dick as well. Now we kinda get what Izaya’s weird game symbolizes. It is his way of seeing how everyone will react when certain actions occur. What a dick head.
Necessary Topic #1: Shizuo and Wishes
Shizuo has always. Always. Wanted to be strong enough to control himself. So that he doesn’t hurt people to the point of death. But he also had the impossible wish to be able to give his all and not hurt anyone. Nobody would die or be in great pain. He wanted that. We all have unattainable wishes. Mine? Meet Haruhi-sama and watch anime all day. But alas the floods, tornados, and earthquakes will all enter our lives. This isn’t Durarara. This is life.