This preview we have something extra interesting! REVIEWS! You know those things that you’re normally supposed to do when you do a season preview. lol, wut u meenz i supossed to do it ehnee waez? Are you part of the 47 percent of Americans?
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Boxed = High Chance of Enjoyment
? = I sense a great connection with the Force in this young one.
X = BAD, LIKE REALLY BAD, don’t even bother you’re probably wasting you’re time.
That’s a very nice kape you have there Arararararagi-san
I would say this anime is going to be the best this entire season, but you want to know why it isn’t? Because just like Senjougahara did the Kaichou of all kaichou has cut her hair short. There has been a literal 50% decrease in haremettes with long hair ratio. Which sounds scary as fuck because I’m using the same tactics politicians use to make you shit your pants. In all seriousness, this is a serious problem. I’m going to have to go wear a horse mask and assault two short-haired women.
Forcibly giving them hair extensions.
Maniacally giving them free hair treatment
Perversely brushing it with the most care possible.
New 2013 slogan: We must save the 50%.
Maoyuu Mao Yuushe
Hand in hand, Making sure humanity doesn’t screw itself over
Honestly, this wouldn’t be so bad. The story is interesting enough, it could carry itself over. Sure, it’s a relatively unheard of studio, but I’m curious as to see how the two will keep humanity from nuking itself to death. Damn, I want to watch more Spice and Wolf anyone know when that’s coming out?
These guys either have potential to be trainwrecks or just fucking awesome. Titling them Anakin Skywalkers heavily implies that they’ll be like Kobato. But really, I’m just naming them that to show how much good they could do or how much bad they can do. From massacring 10 year olds to saving the entire galaxy. At least it ain’t a Palpatine, you know what I mean?
Cuticle Tantei Inaba
I translate that as Cube Jockey Detective Inaba. And you know what that sounds like
ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE!!!!!!!
Yama no Susume
Heidi is my feel good book. Whenever I need my faith in humanity restored, I read Heidi. Such a cute, fuzzy-feeling book. This anime reeks of Heidi. Same setting. Same two cute girls living in the mountains. Watch them die and my keyboard break cuz I’ve clogged it with my tears. I’m calling it now. They fucking die and my keyboard will be broken.
I’M FUCKING CALLING IT!!!
Bakumatsu Gijinden Roman
Do you like mochi? You don’t like mochi? Well fuck you too.
Boku Wa Tomodachi na Sukunai
Great light novel. Read it on Baka-Tsuki; it’s great. Anime ruined it. I cried ;_;
But I haven’t STOP BELIEVING!!
Ishida to Asakura
Broez being broez. I’m praying half of the anime is wee-aboo conversations. I’d laugh so hard…..
That’s the end of our preview, folks. I might muster up the energy to actually blog an anime this season. That’s assuming I have the energy.