I’m sorry :/

I turned off my Aperture Science certified defense turret for just a second then some douche bag with a portal gun swoops into the top secret blogosphere interface in BnB’s orbital space quarters by using the fucking moon as a proxy. I apologize for the people unfortunate enough to witness the hijacking which was quickly stopped thanks to the Aperture Crow Defense Force (ACDF). I fed a canister of repulsion gel into the bastard and laughed as the bastard bounced to death.
A sincere apology from Poro, head minion of the BnB-ApertureScience cooperative.